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Widemouth Can? PSHHH! How’s THAT gonna help me get regrettably sloppy??
sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?
i wanna watch a scary movie with you and we get so scared we accidently end up having sex somehow
Over forty years later:
((I will never not reblog this.))
ah yes i have finally found it
the g spot
my friend just accidentally called our math teacher “honey” and he replied “yes dear”
I AM LITERALLY SCREAMING