LIFE HACK

asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

roughrimjob:

babyferaligator:

did u guys hear about that muppet that got arrested? he kermited murder

(Source: emo-oomshi)

doglets:

sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?

i wanna watch a scary movie with you and we get so scared we accidently end up having sex somehow

(Source: cheesecurl)

internetexplorers:

ican-t-believe-i-actually:

internetexplorers:

look you lil bitch

your URL though you can’t deny it fits perfectly

son of a bitch

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

how do you steal a coat?

you jacket

poopflow:

ah yes i have finally found it

the g spot

legolast:

my friend just accidentally called our math teacher “honey” and he replied “yes dear”

whimsicalspecks:

akitron:

buttlarious:

tumblr is boring today better go check tumblr

 #I literally get bored and close tumblr only to reopen tumblr

(Source: tasteofavery)